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Revolutionary Luxurious Tetrahedron Super Yacht Launches
Already orders pouring in from Donald Trump.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
World Happiness Report
Ranks U.S. 13th

Rankings based solely on Internet speed.
 
KIDZ KORNER
SPORTS
MLB Spring Training Report: All
30 Teams Expect to Win it All

Barring something unforeseen.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Next Big Thing: Flying Drone Billboards
Followed by: mass suicide.
  Armed with Twitter, presidential candidate Donald Trump has hurled his invectives far and wide. Try to match these notable Trump insults with their targets.
    A. Ted Cruz   1. "pure scum"
    B. Hillary Clinton   2. "lies like a dog"
    C. John Kasich   3. "dummy, total dud"
    D. Bernie Sanders   4. "wacko"
    E. Barack Obama   5. "totally currupt"
    F. Angela Merkel   6. "totally incompetent"
    G. The New York Times   7. "ruining Germany"
    H. Politico   8. "worst President in U.S. history"
    I. Mexico   9. "dopes"
    ANSWERS: A-2, B-6, C-3, D-4, E-8, F-7, G-9,H-1, I-5     

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