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PEOPLE
Sarah Palin to Be Judge in Courtroom Reality Series
She'll rule on contentious legal disputes, mainly among her family members.
Pete Rose Endorses Donald Trump
Though he's betting on Hillary.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Gets Panned by Critics
They point out Superman could quickly crush The Caped Crusader with his little finger, or melt him with his x-ray vision, or hurl him into another galaxy with his super strength, since he's just a rich guy with a nice car.
 
BUSINESS
Legal Pot Sales Expected to Top $23 Billion in 2020
Snoop Dogg expected to top Forbes 400 in 2021.
SCIENCE
Homo Sapiens' Sex With
Extinct Species Was No
One-Night Stand

New DNA evidence, NSFW cave paintings suggest it was at least a four-night stand.
Silicon Valley Billionaires
Plan Base on Moon by 2026

To house those priced out of Silicon Valley.
 
Researchers Uncover Evidence Shakespeare's Skull May Be Missing From His Grave
Fear it's been used as a prop in some local production of Hamlet.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Exercise Prevents Dementia
Try to remember to exercise.
Report: NFL's Flawed
Concussion Research Done
By Tobacco Industry Group

Same people who found absolutely no link between smoking and lung cancer found absolutely no link between football concussions and CTE.

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