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PEOPLE
Rolling Stones Perform at Historic Concert in Cuba
Band was Fidel's favorite when he was a youngster.
Report: Rupert Murdoch's Ex, Wendi Deng, Romantically Involved With Vladimir Putin
They met on WorldLeaderMingle.com.
Trump Would Let Rich Muslims
Into Country

Like the bin Ladens.
 
TRAVEL
  Paris: Airbnb Offers Room Surrounded by Sharks
Angry critics say it's hurting business at traditional shark hotels.
SCIENCE
Holes in Sun Threaten to Throw
Birds, GPS Off Course

Public advised to wear hats, ask for directions.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Seattle: Salmon Caught in Water Containing Antidepressants, Antibiotics, Cocaine
Most people who take antidepressants, antibiotics, cocaine won't notice.
Trump: Women Should Be
Punished for Having an Abortion

And rewarded for having a boob job.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
Company to Sell Gun That Looks Like a Cellphone
Giving police ready excuse for killing any black kid holding a cellphone.
 
ENVIRONMENT
West Antarctic Ice Sheet Could
Melt Rapidly, Raise Sea Levels
3 Feet by 2100

And, if you don't believe that, there's a guy in Florida who wants to sell you some oceanfront property.

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