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BOOKS
Rare Shakespeare First Folio Found in Scottish Mansion
All his plays, sonnets and dirty limericks.
 
LAW
Study: Highly Significant Predictor of Whether or Not an Inmate Was Granted Parole: How Long It Had Been Since Judge Had Eaten
Your Honor, before proceeding, let's adjourn for a lunch break!
 
EDUCATION
George Mason U. Changes Name of Antonin Scalia Law School When Acronym (ASSOL) Proves Embarrassing
It's been simplified to Asshole School of Law.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
New Rules Announced for Times Square Performers
They cannot frighten small children.
The Panama Papers revealed billions of dollars being hidden by many of the world's richest individuals in secret accounts in Panama. But according to the Tax Justice Network, Panama only ranks 13th on its list of the world's most popular tax havens. What three countries are at the top of the list?
A )Switzerland (lst), United States (2nd), Hong Kong (3rd)
B )Hong Kong (1st), United States (2nd), Switzerland (3rd)
C )United States (1st), Hong Kong (2nd), Switzerland (3rd)
D )Switzerland (1st), Hong Kong (2nd), United States (3rd)
(Hint: It's hard to convince other nations to clamp down on offshore tax evaders when you're the richest country in the world by far and the world's third most popular tax haven.)
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Pentagon Has Spent $6 Billion
To Find Out Why It Has Been
Unable to Audit Itself

Results expected sometime during the Chelsea Clinton administration.

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