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ART
New York's Guggenheim Museum to Unveil Art Installation Consisting of Functional Solid Gold Toilet
It's on loan from American Embassy in Baghdad.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Intel Cuts 10,000 Jobs as
Sales of PCs Plummet

Industry fears return to agrarian society.
 
SPORTS
Report: 40% of Former NFL
Players Have Brain Damage

Don't even ask about their backs and knees.
NBA's Board of Governors Approves Corporate Logos on Players' Jerseys
Players approve corporate logo tattoos on their skin.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Trump Campaign Tells GOP
Elite: It's All an Act

He's really a compassionate deep thinker who cares nothing about himself.
   What is This?
   A ) Compulsive behavior by germaphobics
   B ) The latest NBA handshake.
   C ) Catcher's signals with a man on second.
   D ) The CDC's new instructions on how to wash your hands.
Hint: it might be easier to just wear gloves all the time.
 
RELIGION
Pope: Divorced, Remarried
Catholics May Rejoin the Church

No limit on what they can donate.

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