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MISCELLANEOUS
Hamilton to Remain on $10 Bill, Due to Broadway Hit “Hamilton”
Twenty-five Hamiltons, then a six-month wait, and you might get a chance to see it.
Utah Governor Signs Resolution
Categorizing Pornography as
Public Health Hazard

Citizens asked to turn in all adult magazines, DVDs, sex toys to his office.
 
ART
New Evidence: Da Vinci May Have Used Male Model for Mona Lisa
Women didn't smile enigmatically at that time.
 
TECHNOLOGY
FBI Paid Over $1 Million to
Unlock iPhone

Hacker's identity unknown, although we do know his mother told him not to spend it all in one place.
Apple Stock Plunges on First Revenue Drop in Over a Decade
People lining up outside Apple Stores to return their iPhones.
FEATURE
Texas accepts which of the following as sufficient proof of eligibility to vote?
  A )State employee identification
  B )Federal employee identification
  C )Student identification
  D )Concealed handgun permit
Hint: all real Americans carry concealed handguns.
 
TRAVEL
You Can Now Monitor
Location of Checked Bags
With Smartphone App

As you arrive in Houston, you can watch as your bags are unloaded in Miami.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Dutch Carpenter Hopes to Cross Atlantic in 3000-Ton Replica of Noah's Ark
Aims to prove Noah discovered America.

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