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PEOPLE
Dick Cheney Endorses Donald Trump
Finds his defense of torture “refreshing.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Big Crowds Expected to Flock to See Bob Dylan, Rolling Stones and Paul McCartney
Like in the Sixties, when big crowds flocked to see Al Jolson, Rudy Vallee and Mae West.
CBS Announces New Sitcom About Crazy Media Baron Fighting Family, Former Live-In Lovers
“Meet the Redstones!”
 
BUSINESS
Ringling Bros. Circus Elephants Retire After 140 Years
They, and the guys who follow right behind them with shovels, are off to Florida.
SCIENCE
Researchers Hope to
Find Da Vinci's Remains,
Sequence His DNA

And make everyone in the future an iconic genius for the ages.
 
Three Recently Discovered Earth-Sized Planets Orbiting Dim, Red Sun Could Support Life
Unlike ours, it seems.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Record Number of Lab-Created Human Embryos Called “Revolutionary Breakthrough“
Promises a future where there'll be long lines, huge crowds wherever you go.
Study: Medical Errors Third
Leading Cause of Death in U.S.

Medical bills fourth.
Biotech Company to Try and
Bring Dead Back to Life

JumpStarter seeking investors on Kickstarter.

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