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NEW PRODUCTS
Google Home to Challenge Amazon's Echo
Offering consumers choice of which corporation they want controlling every facet of their lives.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Report: Americans Drink More Alcohol Than Anyone Else in World
Another example of American exceptionalism.
According to PornHub, Red States Lead in Gay Porn Consumption
Mississippi tops all states in number of lonely horny gay rednecks.
 
SPORTS
Survey: 9 Out of 10 Native Americans Don't Object to “Redskins”
What they really hate being called is “Native Americans.”
Baseball Witnesses Rare Event During Toronto- Texas Brawl
A punch lands.
D. TRUMP'S SHORT LIST FOR VEEP
(From discarded handwritten list and notes found at Trump Grill, NYC)
Chris
Christie
(NJ Governor)
“useful thug”
Anthony Senecal (my former butler)
“great mind”
Sarah
Palin
(Former Gov)
“great ass”
Joe the Plumber (Former plumber)
“appeals to base”
Larry the Cable Guy (Cable Guy)
“ditto”
Melania Trump (Model, my wife)
“great rack”
Marco
Rubio
(US Senator)
“short list, get it?”
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
 
  Dog TV Now Carried in 12 Countries
In several of them it's known as Food TV.

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