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PEOPLE
Stephen Hawking Calls Donald Trump “a Demagogue” Appealing to “Lowest Common Denominator”
Trump: “Hawking's a crippled loser who can't even figure out the universe.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
TV Upfronts: Networks Roll Out Remakes of Old Shows
CBS excited about live-action version of cartoon version of “Gilligan's Island.”
 
BUSINESS
Morgan Stanley Replaces “1” to “5” Employee Ratings With Adjectives
Everything from “not productive” to “greedy as hell.”
ExxonMobil CEO Refuses to Acknowledge Global Warming at Shareholders Meeting
Says, “Just because it's a little warm in here doesn't prove climate change.”
TECHNOLOGY
Drones to Begin Replacing Some Walmart Employees
Transition to 100% employee-free Walmarts expected by June, 2020.
 
SCIENCE
Archeologists Discover 5,000-Year-Old Recipe for Beer in China
Under international intellectual property law, China owed a nickel a beer since 2984 B.C.
Universe Expanding 9% Faster
Than Previously Thought

Everyone can loosen their belt buckles another notch.
Dagger Buried With King Tut Possibly Came From Fallen Meteorite
Raises possibility Tut some sort of superhero sent from distant planet with ability to draw millions of curiosity seekers to view his mummified remains.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Despite Harsh Public Criticism, Drug Makers Continue to Raise Prices
Public urged to “criticize more harshly.”

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