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PEOPLE
Elon Musk: Almost Certain Our Universe a Computer Simulation
God could be a 14-year-old, which explains a lot.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Wealthiest Increase
Their Wealth by 5.2% to
$168 Trillion in 2015

Comfortably outpacing inflation.
Uber Gets $3.5-Billion Investment From Saudi Arabia
Iran buys controlling interest in Lyft.
 
PUBLISHING
Paperback Version of Hillary Clinton's Book Removes Paragraph Boosting Trade Pact
Replaces it with paragraph boosting break up of banks.
 
FACTOID
Amnesty International: 99.9% of Trials In China Result in Convictions
100% of Chinese defense attorneys suffer from depression.
SCIENCE
Stephen Hawking Now Says
Escape From a Black Hole
Possible

And would make one hell of a movie.
Study: Strong Link Between
Growing Up Rich and
Narcissism

Last not-rich narcissist: Narcissus.
Evidence from French Cave
Proves Neanderthals Smarter
Than Previously Believed

Limited carbon emissions, avoided nuclear proliferation.
 
Shocker: Fish Can Recognize Human Faces
Your goldfish has lots of opinions about you and your family.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: Fewer Teens Having Sex
Too busy texting, sexting, snapchatting, hacking into corporate, government databases.

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