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MISCELLANEOUS
Rare 1970 Quarter, Mistakenly Stamped Over 1941 Canadian Quarter, Could Garner $35,000 on eBay
Owner hopes so because he has “dozens just like it.”
 
TECHNOLOGY
Icelandic Scientists Find Way to Turn Carbon Dioxide into Stone
So fire up the barbie and gas up the Hummer.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
This $800 Machine Folds Your Shirts for You
For the man who has everything except one of these, this contraption will put a few butlers out of work and a few Chinese laundries out of business. A separate machine (not shown) unfolds shirts and makes them look weathered. $800, at Overpriced Warehouse.
TRAVEL
 
  Gerald R. Ford Presidential Museum Boosts Attendance With New Exhibits
Including football helmet Lyndon Johnson said Ford forgot to wear, montage of presidental pratfalls, Nixon Pardon Pen, “Golfing Goofs and Gaffes.”
 
SPORTS
France Inundated With Drunk, Rowdy Hooligans
They're attending 2016 Euro Hooligan Championships.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Noah's Ark Replica Damaged in Sea Accident
Two aardvarks, two anteaters, two armadillos escape before hatch secured.

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