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TECHNOLOGY
NASA Unveils Plans for All-Electric Airplane
Passengers will be able to plug in their phones while monitoring how many miles until they crash.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Playboy Mansion Sold for $105 Million, But Hefner Will Stay
As new owner's wingman.
 
SPORTS
Russian Doping Scandal Spreads Beyond Track and Field
Russian space program reportedly using athletes to launch small satellites into low earth orbit.
FEATURE
In 2008, 107 nations signed the Convention on Cluster Munitions, a treaty banning the use of cluster bombs. Which of the following did not sign?
  A ) United Kingdom
  B ) Sweden
  C ) Switzerland
  D ) France
  E ) Germany
  F ) United States
Hint: we learned our lesson with those wussy Geneva Conventions.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
India Wants Britain to Return
Koh-i-Noor Diamond

Queen promises to wade through her crown jewels and see if she can find it.

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