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TECHNOLOGY
  First Robotic Dishwasher Unveiled
Part of effort to eradicate all entry-level jobs.
Researchers: In Some Situations, Driverless Cars Will Have to Choose Between Killing Pedestrians or Passengers
For a few extra bucks, your driverless car will choose to kill the pedestrians.
 
SPORTS
Euro 2016: English Soccer Hooligans Warned About Their Raucous Behavior
Singled out for for a special reprimand, Her Majesty the Queen.
 
FEATURE
F. Lee Bailey, who owes more than $5 Million to the IRS and has filed for bankruptcy, now needs: 
  A ) a sympathetic IRS agent.
  B ) an understanding judge.
  C ) a good lawyer.
Hint: it's never a good idea to be your own lawyer.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Americans Trading in Their Electric Vehicles for Gas Guzzlers
Saving planet fad over.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
China: Lonely Men Having Full-Time Relationships With Life-Sized Dolls
Officials fear growing trend could stall country's population growth.

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