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SPORTS
ESPN The Magazine's 2016 Body Issue Hits Newsstands
Already complaints pouring in about objectifying men.
NBA Free Agency Period Begins
Millionaires wooed by billionaires.
 
LAW
Legal Scholars: Trump a Threat
To 1st Amendment

Trump supporters: who cares, as long as he protects 2nd Amendment.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Kellogg's Opens All-Cereal Cafe in Times Square
Replaces Heinz's All-Condiment Cafe, which never caught on.
 
SOCIAL MEDIA
Facebook Reports Users Spend
50 Minutes a Day on It

By checking it 50,000 times a day.
ART
Scientists, Art Historians Use Scanning Software, 3-D Printing to Create Rembrandt Facsimile
Hope to sell it for millions, along with thousands more just like it.
 
RELIGION
Report: Demand for Exorcists
Rising in U.S.

Someone possessed by the Devil might have to wait two, three weeks to get exorcised.
 
POLL
13% Prefer Meteor Hitting Earth to Trump or Clinton as President
But they'll vote for them.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Miss Teen USA Dropping Swimsuit Competition
Replacing it with something a little less redolent of pedophilia.

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