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PEOPLE
Trump's Mar-a-Lago Estate Threatened by Rising Seas
Trump says he'll move it to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, live in it while he's President, then sell it to the country and “make a ton of money.”
 
BUSINESS
Recent Events Cast Doubt on Self-Driving Cars
And self-financing candidates.
Swiss Coffee Shop, The Fellatio
Cafe, Lists Oral Sex on Its Menu

Upping ante in its quest to surpass Starbucks.
 
TECHNOLOGY
88% of South Koreans Now
Using Smartphones

Other 12% looking for their smartphones.
LG Electronics Has Begun Selling TVs That Repel Mosquitoes
“Official TV of the Rio Olympics.”
SCIENCE
Discovery: Neanderthals
Butchered, Ate Each Other

But were otherwise respectful.
Scientists Disprove So-Called
“Five Second Rule”

Will now turn their attention to even more dubious “four second rule.”
 
Stanley Kubrick's Daughter Debunks Theory Her Father Staged Moon Landing
Tells reporters, “it must have been someone else.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
UK Scientists Develop Dental Fillings That Stimulate Stem Cells to Regrow, Heal Damaged Teeth
But how to get Brits to go to dentist still a mystery.
Italian Study: Eating Pasta
Does Not Cause Obesity

Finds people who eat it already obese.

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