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PEOPLE
Former KKK Leader David Duke Running for Louisiana Senate Seat
As a moderate Republican.
 
BUSINESS
World's Last Remaining VCR Company to Stop Making Them
Will shift to making flip phones.
London Doughnut Shop Selling Gold-Laden $2,000 Cronut
A dozen go for $24,000.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  Key West: Man Named Hemingway Wins Annual Hemingway Lookalike Contest
Hasn't happened since 1952, when Hemingway himself won it.
SCIENCE
Scientists Determine How
Much Pot in Average Joint

After countless experiments.
South African Telescope
Spots 1,300 Unknown Galaxies

“We're thrilled,” says president and CEO of International Star Registry.
 
Updated Brain Map Identifies Nearly 100 New Regions
Most of them NSFW.
 
CORRECTION
 
 
Last week, in describing the gathering of Republicans for their national convention in Ohio, we mistakenly ran this picture of the gathering of the Juggalos, also in Ohio. We don't regret the error.

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