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MISCELLANEOUS
Trump Still Highly Popular With Rednecks
The only group he hasn't insulted, yet.
Clinton, Kaine Release
Tax Returns

Eyebrows raised at how much she made, and how little he made.
Trump: If He Loses Election,
“It Was Rigged”

If he wins, it was “all on the up and up.”
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Facebook: Cat People Sadder,
Lonelier, Have Less Friends
Than Dog People

Only friend the mailman.
 
SPORTS
Rio Olympics: Few in Attendance at Most Events
Scalpers declare bankruptcy.
FEATURE
In 2016, the GOP is offering which of the following messages to voters?
A )It’s morning in America.
B )It’s afternoon in America.
C )It’s midnight in America, and somebody is breaking into the house.
Hint: and he doesn’t speak English.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Key to Success of Russian
Hacking Revealed

It's a Trojan Horse buried deep inside every game of Tetris.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
China Debuts Straddling Bus, Which Can Drive Over Cars
Or crush them, as it chooses.

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