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NAKED TRUMP STATUES BEGIN
POPPING UP EVERYWHERE |
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Indication new campaign team has taken over. |
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| POLITICS |
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Trump-Clinton Race Affecting Marriages
Typically, one spouse favors Trump while the
other moves to Vancouver. |
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Clinton Health “Truthers”
Question Her Physical Stamina
Also her gender, planet of origin. |
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Trump's Electoral Map Shrinking
Desperate campaign pouring resources into
Rhode Island, Guam. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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DOJ to Stop Using Private Prisons
They'll be available once again for parties,
special occasions and music videos. |
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Trump Proposes “Extreme Vetting” of
Immigrants to Make Sure They “Share
Our Values”
Our values: Distrust, Fear, Xenophobia. |
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| REMINDER |
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School is open, program your car to drive carefully. |
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NSA Hacked, Probably by Russia
Fortunately, we hacked them, but they hacked
that hack, and we're working on a hack of their hack. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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 Rio Olympics: Star
Athletes Sign Lucrative Commercial Deals
Ryan Lochte (not shown) signs
with Lou's Bail Bonds. |
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