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PEOPLE
Manafort Quits Trump Campaign After Foreign Ties Revealed
He'll return to his work advising Attila the Hun.
 
Trump Hires Wild Conspiracy-Obsessed Breitbart Editor as Campaign Manager
Then accuses Tim Kaine of “passing atomic secrets” to Rosenbergs.
 
MEDIA
Twitter Visits to Celebrity Sex
Scandal Sites Hit 8.6 Billion

In China.
 
BUSINESS
Public Told Not to Worry That Widespread Subprime Lending Has Returned
“History never repeats itself,” says toxic loan bundler.
Ford to Build Self-Driving Car by 2021
Working part-time for Uber, car can also be self-buying.
SCIENCE
NASA Considers Handing Over International Space Station to a Private Company
Sources say it's between Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts.
Study: Brain Scans Can Tell How Generous You Are
And whether or not you're going to pay for brain scan.
 
Never-Before-Seen “Stubby Squid” Discovered on Ocean Floor
By kids looking for Pikachu.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: Earth's Surface Hottest in History
It's so hot you can fry an egg, bacon, toast, your choice of hash browns or French fries and a bottomless cup of coffee on the sidewalk.

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