| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 KFC Introduces Fried
Chicken-Scented Sunscreen
Extra Crispy (SPF 1) provides no protection whatsoever. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Cars That Wirelessly Talk to
Each Other Finally Ready
But driverless cars that talk to each other
while driving will be ticketed. |
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| FACTOID |
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Poll: 44 Percent of Americans
Have a Gun in Their House
Usually a musket, for hunting or to be part
of a well regulated militia. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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President Obama Tours Catastrophic
Louisiana Floods
Climbs Mt. Everest, explores Carlsbad Caverns,
visits International Space Station. |
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| What is this? |
| “We shall fight them in the
bathrooms and in the urinals. We shall fight
them in the toilets and in the sinks. We shall
fight them at the hand blow-dryers. We shall
never surrender.” |
| A ) | Winston
Churchill’s speech rallying Britons facing a possible
Nazi invasion of their homeland. |
| B ) | The President
of Mars vowing to defend his planet against the Earthlings. |
| C ) | A federal judge
in Texas blocking Obama Administration guidelines that
would allow transgender students to use bathrooms
according to their gender identity. |
| Hint: the judge did not put it so eloquently. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 New York's
Subways to Get a New, More Spacious Car
People who live in them had requested it. |
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