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ENTERTAINMENT
  Multiracial Remake of “The
Magnificent Seven” Wins
Weekend Box Office

Beats out multiracial remake of “Birth of a Nation.”
California Approves Law Requiring Removal of Actors' Ages From Database Sites
After complaint by Betty White.
 
BUSINESS
Cracker Barrel Goes Trendy to Lure Younger Customers
Hoping menu items like Sushi 'n' Grits draws under-50 crowd.
Lawmakers Grill Mylan CEO on 500% Price Increase of EpiPen
She defends price, says increased profits poured right back into pockets of lawmakers.
SCIENCE
Report: North America Has 1.5 Billion Fewer Birds Than 40 Years Ago
Police identify Col. Harlan Sanders as “person of interest.”
Stephen Hawking Warns Against Responding to Alien Signal From Space
Explains, “we come in peace” could mean “eat me” to them.
 
Building Blocks of Memories Seen for First Time
Bright areas indicate unforgettable milestones, most of them NSFW.
 
RELIGION
Israeli Start-Up Wants to Grow Kosher Meat in Lab
Eventually kosher ham, lobster.
Vatican Tightens Rules About Miracles
DisqualifIes washday miracles, mops, antacids, all other household consumer products.

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