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TECHNOLOGY
  Uber Plans Self-Flying Drone
Taxis to Beat City Traffic

Programmed to take “scenic route” if passenger from out of town.
Researchers Use Artificial
Intelligence to Create Beatles Song

Hope to put out album, become fabulously rich, famous, break up acrimoniously.
 
CRIME
FBI: One Person Arrested for Marijuana Every 49 Seconds in 2015
Blamed for massive layoffs at Hershey's.
 
EDUCATION
Survey: College Students, Recent
Grads Largely Uninformed on
Current World Affairs

Drowning in debt, addicted to handheld devices, opiods, fearful of Zika, identity theft, creepy clowns, drug-resistant STDs, who can blame them?
Which word best describes Donald Trump?
 
  A ) honest
  B ) selfless
  C ) humble
  D ) measured
  E ) reflective
  F ) thoughtful
  G ) polite
  H ) gracious
  I ) contemplative
  J ) mature
 
Hint: take as long as you like.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  European Space Agency
Releases 3-D Map of Galaxy
Displaying 1.1 Billion Stars

Scale: 1 inch = 175 million light years.

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