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ENTERTAINMENT
First Weekend of Desert Trip Festival Considered Big Success
Thumbs up from headliners' cardiologists.
 
PEOPLE
Sean Hannity Defends Trump:
“King David Had 500 Concubines,
for Crying Out Loud”

And none of them ever uttered a bad word about him.
 
BUSINESS
Replacements for Exploding Samsung Galaxy Note 7s Also Exploding
Samsung assures customers next replacement will be fine, or one after that.
 
China Plans 20-Seat Space Plane
Seats 20 billionaires.
SCIENCE
Three Chemists Share Nobel for Creating Nanoscale Car With Four Wheels, 1,000 Times More Narrow Than Human Hair
But trunk space is minimal.
Three Physicists Share Nobel For Discoveries Which Could Lead to Better High- Temperature Superconductors, Better Ferroelectrics, Better Functional Correlated Electron Materials
And less jargon in the workplace.
 
Amazon's Blue Origin Rocket Successfully Deploys Escape Capsule
It will be available only to Prime members.
 
LAW
You Can Now Be Served a
Lawsuit in a Tweet

For complaining on Yelp.

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