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PEOPLE
California: Richard Nixon Library Reopens After Expensive Overhaul
Shown: honored guest Henry Kissinger proudly recalls time President Nixon referred to him as “that kike Kissinger.”
Gingrich: There's a “Big Trump”
And a “Little Trump”

And an “Infinitesimally Small Trump.”
 
BUSINESS
Wells Fargo CEO Steps Down, Gets $134 Million in Retirement Pay
Breaks down to a check for $67 sent to each of his two million accounts.
“On Hiatus” – Ronald McDonald's Personal Appearances Cancelled
Co-workers say he's been acting creepy.
SCIENCE
Study: Universe Has 10 Times More Galaxies Than Previously Thought
Then again, you may be living in an alternate universe where there are a hundred times more.
 
China: Study of Terracotta Army Reveals Western Influence 1500 Years Before Marco Polo
Their uniforms were cheap knockoffs of more expensive Western designs.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Human-Caused Climate Change Blamed for Spike in Western Wildfires
Smokey tweets, “Only you can prevent global warming.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Coke, Pepsi Gave Millions to Health Groups to Buy Their Silence on Regulations
Now that truth is out, they want their money back.

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