| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Soylent Bars
Recalled After Customers Report
Getting Violently Ill
Company assures buyers freeze-dried
humans perfectly safe. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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More People Arrested for Pot
Than for Violent Crimes in 2015
As a result, numerous states poised to
legalize violent crime. |
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| SPORTS |
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Washington High School Football Team,
With Seven Players Over 245 Pounds,
Wins First Three Games by Combined
170 - 0, Rest of Schedule Now Forfeiting
And Seattle Seahawks keep ducking them. |
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Trump Slams NFL's “Softer”
Rules on Concussions
Claims league purposely limiting pool of
brain-damaged voters. |
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| Opponents to an anti-smoking
initiative in California have raised $56 million. They
describe themselves as “a coalition of taxpayers, law
enforcement, labor and small businesses.” What portion
of those funds actually come from tobacco companies? |
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A ) |
$.537 million |
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B ) |
$5.37 million |
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C ) |
$53.7 million |
| Hint: the rest comes
from tobacco retailers and e-cigarette companies. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Group Establishes
Asgardia, First “Space Nation”
Scientists, legal experts, visionaries see it as
“great conversation starter” with women
who would otherwise ignore them. |
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