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PEOPLE
FIDEL CASTRO DIES
His last words went on and on for two and a half hours.
 
MEDIA
Revealed: Russian Fake News Factory Pumped Out Pro-Trump Headlines Throughout Campaign
Including last one, “Trump Wins.”
 
BUSINESS
Americans to Spend More
Than $880 Billion This Holiday

Mostly on gift cards that will go unused.
Volkswagen to Slash 30,000
Jobs in Wake of Scandal

Everyone not responsible has to go.
ExxonMobil Accuses Rockefeller Family of Conspiring Against It
Claims their great- grandfather “would have them horsewhipped.”
SCIENCE
Wild Gorillas Observed
Engaging in Mob Violence

Scientists describe unusual behavior as “human-like.”
Sex With Robots Could Replace  
Sex With Humans by 2050

Robots having sex with each other could render humans obsolete by 2055.
 
LIFESTYLE
March of The Undead Attracts Thousands
Participants demand respect, object to being called “Zombies.”
 
FACTOID
Protecting Trump and His
Family Costs New York City Taxpayers Over $1 Million a Day

In return, city gets much-needed publicity.

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