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MISCELLANEOUS
Exultant Trump Supporters Gather to Salute His Victory
“Finally, a little respect for the master race,” says one.
Study: Cursing Could Be Linked to High Intelligence
Sailors blush when they walk in on a Mensa meeting.
 
TECHNOLOGY
  Website Promises to Completely
Erase You From the Internet

Although it's possible an embarrassing selfie or two might remain.
 
SPORTS
2020 Olympics Organizers Announce Baseball Competition to be Held Near Fukushima Nuclear Plant
Announcement cut short by 7.4 earthquake.
DraftKings, FanDuel Sports
Betting Sites to Merge

Like odds of succeeding as monopoly.
FEATURE
President-elect Trump wants American products to be made in America. How much would an iPhone cost if it were made here?
     A )    $350
     B )    $600
     C )    $950
     D )    $2000
Hint: don't look for “Made in USA” anytime soon.
 
BREAKING NEWS
Trump: Millions Voted Illegally, Giving Clinton Popular Vote Win
Cites as his source, “some kid on Twitter.”
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Latest Trend: Dining Off Nude Bodies
And you can select from variety of locally sourced gluten-free dishes.

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