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PEOPLE
  North Korea: Kim Jong Un Mobbed by Deliriously Happy Children
They're deliriously happy to have an hour of fresh air before returning to coal mine.
 
BUSINESS
Trump Persuades Carrier to Keep Some Jobs Here
Tweets “I made them an offer they couldn't refuse.”
Trump, Children Cut Ribbon on Biggest Project Ever
Turning White House into five-star hotel.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Study: Producing Chocolate, Sweets Generates Fewer Carbon Emissions Than Vegetables
So eat all your candy, or you won't get dessert.
SCIENCE
Numerous Private Companies
Making Plans to Land on
Moon

Numerous conspiracy theorists making plans to say landings staged.
 
Four Elements Added to Periodic Table: Nihonium, Moscovium, Tennessine, Oganesson
On the bubble: Upsidasium.
 
KIDZ KORNER
STUMPER
Q: How can you be both your landlord and your tenant at the same time?
A: If you're Donald Trump, you appoint the Attorney General, who negotiates the lease for the building which houses the General Services Administration, (the tenant) which your company (the landlord) happens to own!

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