| PEOPLE |
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 Joe Piscopo
Might Announce Run for Governor of New Jersey
Unless he hears back from the Laugh Shack in Bayonne. |
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| MEDIA |
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Facebook to Begin
Flagging Fake News
But unsubstantiated rumors still good. |
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| BUSINESS |
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U.S. Dept. of Labor Report:
85% of U.S. Employers in the Garment
Industry Violating Federal Minimum
Wage and Record-Keeping Laws
So make sure all your clothes are
“Made in China.” |
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USDA Wants to Drop “Sell By,”
“Use By” Labels
Replace them with “Caveat Emptor.” |
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 England:
Amazon's First Commercial Drone Delivery
Shown: drone delivers six-pack of
condoms to customer in Derbyshire. |
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| SCIENCE |
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NASA Scientist: Earth Due for
“Extinction-Level” Event
Unless thirty-seven electors change their minds. |
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9,000-Year-Old Kennewick Man to be
Reburied in Washington State
In a private ceremony. |
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 Brazil:
“Stonehenge” in Amazon Raises
Questions Among Visiting Archeologists
Who built it, how they built it, where
they located gift shop, restrooms. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Aging Process
May Be Reversible
But think twice before giving up those
senior discounts. |
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After 200,000 Americans Dead
Due to OxyContin Addiction,
Sales Down 49%
“We're hurting,” says drug's manufacturer. |
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