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PEOPLE
Joe Piscopo Might Announce Run for Governor of New Jersey
Unless he hears back from the Laugh Shack in Bayonne.
 
MEDIA
Facebook to Begin
Flagging Fake News

But unsubstantiated rumors still good.
 
BUSINESS
U.S. Dept. of Labor Report: 85% of U.S. Employers in the Garment Industry Violating Federal Minimum Wage and Record-Keeping Laws
So make sure all your clothes are “Made in China.”
USDA Wants to Drop “Sell By,”
“Use By” Labels

Replace them with “Caveat Emptor.”
England: Amazon's First Commercial Drone Delivery
Shown: drone delivers six-pack of condoms to customer in Derbyshire.
SCIENCE
NASA Scientist: Earth Due for “Extinction-Level” Event
Unless thirty-seven electors change their minds.
9,000-Year-Old Kennewick Man to be Reburied in Washington State
In a private ceremony.
 
Brazil: “Stonehenge” in Amazon Raises Questions Among Visiting Archeologists
Who built it, how they built it, where they located gift shop, restrooms.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Aging Process May Be Reversible
But think twice before giving up those senior discounts.
After 200,000 Americans Dead
Due to OxyContin Addiction,
Sales Down 49%

“We're hurting,” says drug's manufacturer.

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