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MISCELLANEOUS
Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus Announces First Woman Ringmaster
Perhaps paving way for first woman president.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump: Boeing's New Air Force One Costs Too Much
And his name's not on it.
 
KIDZ KORNER CHALLENGE
FEATURE
Who Said it?
“Human workers should be replaced by robots because they are always polite, they always upsell, there's never a slip-and-fall or an age, sex, or race discrimination case.”
A )John D. Rockefeller
B )Darth Vader
C )Andrew Puzder, Trump's Secretary of Labor
Hint: still living, and nothing to do with “Star Wars.”
  Can you match the nominee's agenda (Left Column) with the position for which he or she will be nominated (Right Column)?
    1. Opposes public education   A. Attorney General
    2. Opposes Voting Rights Act   B. Secretary of Education
    3. Opposes Fair Housing Act   C. Secretary of Health & Human Services
    4. Wants to dismantle Medicare   D. Secretary of Labor
    5. Opposes Minimum wage   E. Head of the EPA
    6. Opposes the EPA   F. Secretary of Housing
  ANSWERS: 1-B, 2-A, 3-F, 4-C, 5-D, 6-E    

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