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THE YEAR IN PICTURES – 2016
 
Trump Has High Praise for His Running Mate
“This guy's not as dumb as he looks, but who could be?”
 
Creepy Clowns Terrorize Communities Across Nation
Right up until polls close on Election Day.
 
In Argentina, Obama Does a Tango
Does a mambo in Cuba, samba in Brazil.
 
New York City: Man Steals $1.6 Million in Gold Flakes in Broad Daylight
He's since been identified as our next Treasury Secretary.
 
President-Elect Trump's Ties to Russia Deepen
Shown: Russian operatives secretly prepare one of five working Trumps.
 
 
Self-Driving Truck Delivers Self-Driving Uber Cars to Arizona
Where it's met by an angry mob of laid off truck drivers and cabbies.
 
After Manufacturer Moves Production to Mexico, Trump Vows Never to Eat Oreos Again
Will switch to Hydrox (shown).
 
Robot Makes T-Shirt From Start to Finish
Breakthrough could put tens of thousands of 10-year-old Malaysian girls out of work.
 
Hacking Becomes International Problem
Experts: way to avoid hacks would be to install system of analog devices requiring small coins.
 
Trump Comes to Wife's Defense
“What a rack,” he says.

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