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ENTERTAINMENT
Patrick Stewart Cast as Voice of Poo Emoji in Upcoming “The Emoji Movie”
And the Oscar buzz has begun.
 
MEDIA
Committee to Protect Journalists: 257 Journalists Jailed Last Year
Trump: “Not nearly enough.”
 
BUSINESS
Amazon Patents Highway
Network That Controls Self-
Driving Cars, Trucks

Hopes to have it up and running by 1939, when it was first introduced at the World's Fair.
Airbus to Make Flying, Self-Driving Car by 2018
Promises bright future of empty cars taking off and landing everywhere.
SCIENCE
Moon Rocks Analysis Puts
Moon at 4.51 Billion Years Old,
Much Older Than Thought

At least by Creationists.
NASA Planning Mission to
Asteroid Worth $10,000
Quadrillion

If their treasure map is correct.
 
Six Scientists Enter Dome on Hawaiian Volcano for 8 Months to Simulate Life on Mars
And avoid eight months of Trump.
 
ENVIRONMENT
2016 Hottest Year in U.S. History
Meanwhile, Hell froze over.
 
VIEWPOINT
Survey: Republican Men Say
It's a Better Time to Be a
Woman Than a Man

Though few have begun to transition.

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