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MISCELLANEOUS
Trump, Mussolini Have Much in Common
With a slight physical resemblance as well.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Robots Begin Deliveries in London, Silicon Valley, Washington, D.C
Shown: another ounce of marijuana on its way to another satisfied customer.
Next Big Thing: Bendable Phones
Industry hopes to revive lucrative butt-dialing.
 
SPORTS
Hall of Fame: Bonds, Clemens Get Closer, But Fall Short Again
Voters still feel they used too many steroids.
FEATURE
In his inaugural address, Trump said to his supporters, “You came by the tens of millions to become part of a historic movement the likes of which the world has never seen before.” When has the world in fact seen a movement like this?
A ) In Caligula's Rome.
B ) In Stalin's Russia.
C ) In Hitler's Germany.
D ) On Ming the Merciless's Planet Mongo.
Hint: you may choose all four.
 
REAL ESTATE
  $250 Million Mansion in LA
Comes With Bowling Alley,
Collection of Luxury Cars

Buyers encouraged to “flip this house.”

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