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PEOPLE
Melania Trump Featured on Cover of Mexican Edition of Vanity Fair
First Lady describes her busy schedule taking care of Barron while simultaneously advising her husband on foreign and domestic policy.
Pope Francis Will “Wait And See” Before Forming Opinion of Trump
Says he tries not to “judge people by their hair.”
 
PUBLISHING
Orwell's 1984 Soars to Top of Best-Seller List
Some buyers committing it to memory, “just in case.”
 
BUSINESS
City of Floating Islands in South Pacific Proposed
Able to survive rising sea levels, residents will live in luxury while fighting off flotillas of desperate survivors fleeing flooded homelands.
SCIENCE
Atomic Scientists Set Doomsday Clock to Two and a Half Minutes Before Midnight
And turn off snooze alarm.
Unveiled: Remotely Controlled Genetically Modified Dragonfly
Designed for clandestine spy operations, or outrageous practical jokes.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Consumers Union: 9,000 Die Each Year From Hospital-Acquired Infections
If you get sick, find a good shaman.
 
QUOTE OF THE DAY
When Reminded That 8th
Amendment Prohibits Cruel
And Unusual Punishment,
Trump Has a Question

“The 8th Amendment to what?”

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