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PEOPLE
Flynn Thrown Under Bus
Pence hung out to dry.
Christie: Trump Forced
Me to Eat Meatloaf

Trump: “Nobody told him to eat the whole thing.”
 
PUBLISHING
Playboy Decides to Bring Back Pictures of Nude Women
After Hef cancels his subscription.
 
BUSINESS
Trump Supporters Boost Sales
Of Ivanka's Perfume

“Never smelled so good in here,” says an employee of Cracker Barrel.
Taxpayers Footing Bill of Trump Sons Business Travel
With money saved by gutting the EPA.
SCIENCE
Hawaii's Keck Observatory
Spots 100 More Earth-Like
Planets

None too soon.
Scientists Call for Action in Face of Anti-Science Agenda of New Administration
Declare: “We can't stand around doing nothing until Mar-a-Lago is under ten feet of water.”
 
Scientist with 3-D Printer Creates Model of Early Universe.
“And then I rested,” he tells reporters.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Shoveling Snow Can Kill Men, Canadian Study Finds
So maybe you should ask your wife to shovel the walk, eh?
Thumb Suckers May Be
Fending Off Allergies

And it's never too late to start.

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