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PEOPLE
Oprah Mulls Running for President in 2020
If she can “find the time.”
 
BUSINESS
Money-Losing Messaging Service Snapchat's IPO Valued at $34 Billion
But then it disappeared, along with pic of smiling founder.
Kalashnikov to Produce Toy Guns
Exact replicas highly desired by bank robbers in states with strict gun laws.
 
DINING OUT
Chef Offering $25,000 Taco With Gold, Caviar, Truffles
At his restaurant, “Home of the Million Dollar Enchilada.”
SCIENCE
Biologists Predict Half of All Species Will be Extinct by 2100
Including many that we currently eat and enjoy.
White House Calls for Deep Cuts in NOAA, Lead Climate Science Agency
Says money saved will be used to build nuclear weapons.
 
SpaceX Books Two Wealthy Private Citizens for Flight Around Moon Next Year
Claims Powerball winners, hedge fund managers, Russian oligarchs “lined up around the block.”
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, we incorrectly captioned this picture, ”Ryan Works With President,” when it should have read, ”Ryan Works With Dumbbell.” We regret the error.

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