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CONSUMER NEWS
New Peeps- Flavored Oreos Turning People's Poop Pink
Just in time for Easter.
DNA Test Confirms Subway
Chicken Only 50% Chicken

And you don't want to know what the other 50% is.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Ben Carson: African Slaves “Immigrants” Seeking Better Life
Native Americans “tourists” who decided to stay.
 
SPORTS
Nike's New Running Shoe May Give Runners an Unfair Advantage
Lighter weight, greater comfort, and the ability to fly.
FEATURE
What is this?
“ . . . and provide a huge tax break to upper income Americans.”
A )A feature of the GOP health plan.
B )A feature of the GOP tax reform plan.
C )A feature of the GOP plan to reduce regulations.
Hint: you may choose all of the above.
 
RELIGION
Pope Open to Already Married Men Becoming Ordained as Priests
They're used to not having sex.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump Surprises White House Tour
Insults tourists, gropes tour guide.

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