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PEOPLE
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson Says “Pre-Emptive Strike” Against North Korea Not Ruled Out
“I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed a little.”
Revealed: White House
Intruder Roamed Grounds
For 17 Minutes

Had time to talk to Trump, whom he called a “troubled person.”
 
BUSINESS
Uber Gets Okay to Use Self-
Driving Cars in California

“No more being raped by your Uber driver,” says company spokesman.
Automation, Not Immigration Main Threat to American Workers
Latest threat: cheaper foreign-made robots taking American-made robots' jobs.
SCIENCE
Report: Great Barrier Reef
Dying Due to Global Warming

“Boo-hoo,” tweets Trump, who has no property there.
Good News: Hanging Gardens of Babylon Discovered
Bad News: Iraqi government intends to use it for hangings.
 
Robot Learns to Walk as it Walks
Learns sex same way, like everybody else.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Teenagers Replacing
Drugs With Smartphones

To wean them off addictive devices, doctors give them drugs.
 
RELIGION
Abuse Victim Resigns from Panel Advising Pope About Abuse Scandal
Joins panel advising Pope about abuse scandal panel.

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