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PEOPLE
Hosni Mubarak Freed After 6 Years in House Detention
Joins cast of Egypt's “Celebrity Big Brother.”
 
MEDIA
Time, Wall Street Journal Now Calling Trump a Liar
He's still trusted by Mendacious Monthly.
 
BUSINESS
Ivanka Trump Discontinuing Fine Jewelry Line in Favor of Mass-Market One
Those who can afford her high-priced jewelry hate her, those who can't don't.
Disney World Illegally Deducted Cost of Characters' Costumes From Their Paycheck
“We're paid like mice,” says one.
SCIENCE
Study: Penguin Young Able to Hunt on Their Own Still Prefer to Be Fed
Picked up trait from humans, who picked up trait from watching penguin movies.
Paleomicrobiologists Find Neanderthals Had Dental Plaque
Unfortunate species died out 40,000 years before invention of floss.
 
Computerized Bugs Could Be Latest Threat
They threaten to take jobs from real bugs.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Italy Ranked as Healthiest
Country on Earth

Based strictly on appetizers, not entrees, desserts, or criminal activity.
Experts: We Should Prepare to Eat Algae, Crickets, Corn Husks, Lab-Grown Meat
And, eventually, experts.

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