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MISCELLANEOUS
  Firm Envisions Huge Skyscraper Hanging From Orbiting Asteroid
After expensive blueprint for skyscraper goes to printer with one huge mistake.
Good News: Norway Establishes
Doomsday Library to Protect
World's Most Precious Books
From Apocalypse

Bad News: they're all in Norwegian.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Elon Musk Launches Startup
“Neuralink” to Connect
Brains With Computers

Wants to gather world's best minds, download everything in them.
 
SPORTS
Raiders Move to Las Vegas
Approved by NFL Owners

After last-minute presentation by Rocco, Carmine, Little Joe and Eddie.
FEATURE
Twenty-seven members of President Trump's White House staff earn more than:
A )1% of all counties that voted for Trump.
B )4% of all counties that voted for Trump.
C )7% of all counties that voted for Trump.
D )9% of all counties that voted for Trump.
E )86% of all counties that voted for Trump.
Hint: Thank the Good Lord they're too rich to be tempted by bribery.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
North Korea: Kim Jong-un Visits Father
He's on permanent display in Hall of Gods.

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