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PEOPLE
Trump Spends Week Meeting With Strongmen
Tells them his ratings dwarfed Schwarzenegger's.
 
MEDIA
More Sponsors Flee O'Reilly Over Sexual Harassment Charges
Only remaining sponsor: Ashley Madison.
New York Times: Trump Wanted to Give Fox Exclusive Inaugural Broadcast Rights
Offered State of the Union to Nickelodeon.
 
BUSINESS
Estimate: Legalized Marijuana Will Bring in $1 Billion in Taxes to California
Making the entire state La La Land.
Trump Proposes $120 Million to Reopen Nevada's Yucca Mountain Nuclear Waste Storage Site, Promising Jobs
Most resulting from health, environmental problems caused by reopening site.
SCIENCE
Scientific Community Fears Administration's Anti-Science Bias
Points to naming of an alchemist to run U.S. Mint.
Parrots Find Laughter Contagious, High-Five in Mid-Air
Believe humans only repeat what they've heard, don't know what words mean.
Singapore Scientists Teleport Lemonade Over Internet
Next up: adding some gin.
Egypt Finds Another Pyramid
Built by Amenhotep IV as future tourist attraction.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Correlation Exists Between High Levels of Vitamin D and Cardiovascular Deaths
Ask your lawyer if suing the doctor who told you to take more Vitamin D is right for you.

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