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MISCELLANEOUS
New Presidential Limo Unveiled
Saves taxpayers millions, says White House.
 
TRENDS
Libraries Creating More Open Space, Study Areas by Removing Books
Librarians: books are so yesterday.
 
POLLS
Gallop Poll: 38% Think Trump Honest and Trustworthy
Everybody else keeps their hands on their wallets.
 
RELIGION
International Church of Cannabis Opens in Denver
Site formerly housed International Church of Pancakes.
FEATURE
After strongman Recep Erdogan's controversial victory in Turkey, who didn't call to congratulate him?
  A ) Bahrain
  B ) Qatar
  C ) Guinea
  D ) Djibouti
  E ) Hamas
  F ) Trump
Hint: there's no correct answer.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Previously Unseen Copy of Declaration of Independence Discovered
This one suspiciously says, “We hold these alternative facts to be self-evident.”

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