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PAGE THREE – MAY 8 - 14, 2017
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MISCELLANEOUS
"Huge," "Fantastic," "Sad," Most-Used Words by President
When describing women.
Steve Bannon Inadvertently Reveals His Whiteboard in Photo
On it is written, “Attack the press,
  Get rid of civil rights,
  Delegitimize Congress,
  Start War,
  Declare National Emergency,
  Suspend the Constitution,
  Make Trump President-for Life.”
 
MEDIA
Sinclair Broadcast Group Adding Stations to Form Network More Conservative Than Fox News
One so extreme and far to the right it will be too ridiculous to parody.
 
SPORTS
Boston: Red Sox Fans Hurl
Racist Taunts at Baltimore
Orioles Outfielder

A small, vocal group of 23,478 is ejected.
FEATURE
What is this:
KentuckyMissouri
West VirginiaLouisiana
MississippiTennessee
Oklahoma 
A )States with the highest rates of smoking.
B )States with the highest rates of obesity.
C )States that voted for Trump by huge margins.
D )States that will suffer most from Trumpcare.
Hint: you may choose all four.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Tightly Guarded “Nuclear Football” Travels With President Trump at All Times
Contains nuclear codes, golf balls, gloves, tees.

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