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MISCELLANEOUS
Trending: Fidget Spinners Hugely Popular With Kids
Addictive devices briefly take their attention away from other addictive devices.
 
EDUCATION
Education Secretary Betsy
DeVos Booed at Historically
Black Bethune-Cookman

Despite her having praised them for offering “choice” to students who didn't want to attend an all-white school.
 
LAW
Three New Yorkers Arrested in Fort Lauderdale Airport for Inciting a Riot, Disorderly Conduct, Resisting Arrest, Trespassing
In New York, they call it “commuting.”
 
EYE ON HISTORY
THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA
   Purpose: To Keep the Huns Out
  Success: None
  Unexpected Consequence: One of the Greatest Tourist Attractions in the World
FEATURE
In a recent poll, which of these one-word descriptions of President Trump was the most popular?
    idiot
    incompetent
    liar
    leader
    unqualified
    president
    strong
    businessman
    ignorant
    egotistical
Hint: oops, we listed them in order of popularity.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Super-Secret X-37 Space Plane Lands After Two-Year Highly Classified Mission
Pentagon will only say, “we know what brand of toothpaste Kim Jong Un uses.”

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