Ironic Times

page one
PAGE THREE – MAY 22 - 28, 2017
page two

MISCELLANEOUS
Fans Upset Captain America Now a Crypto-Nazi
And Wonder Woman (not shown) a man.
 
CRIME
Girl Scout Leader On the Lam After Disappearing With Thousands of Dollars Worth of Girl Scout Cookies
Authorities say she won't get far without milk.
 
EDUCATION
Trump Budget Will Cut $1.2 Billion for After-School for 1.6 Million Children, $2.1 Billion for Teacher Training, Class-size Reduction, $15 Million for Child Care for Low-Income College Students, $27 Million for Arts Education, $12 Million for Special Olympics Education Programs
Resulting in a generation of adults as ignorant as Trump.
 
SPORTS
Baseball Mulls Changes to
Speed Up Game

Among ideas: cattle prods, free amphetamines, spit limitations.
FEATURE
The President wants to slash $800 billion from Medicaid over the next 10 years in order to:
A )improve the health of millions of poorer Americans.
B )improve the health of middle class Americans.
C )improve the health of all Americans.
D )improve the health of his wealthy friends' financial portfolios.
Hint: notice the stock market lately?
 
MILESTONES
San Francisco: Hundreds Celebrate 50th Anniversary of Summer of Love
They're bused in from Florida.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Atlanta: Robert E. Lee Statue Removed
Current plan is to replace it with one of Paula Deen.

FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
PAGE THREE
ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE
   Copyright 2017 Ironic Times