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TECHNOLOGY
Boeing, DARPA Building Hypersonic Space Plane to Quickly Launch Satellites
For those times when you absolutely, positively want your satellite in orbit overnight.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Report: Numerous Incidents of Schoolchildren Using Trump's Words to Bully Classmates
Rising popularity of schoolyard taunts such as “nut job,” “bad hombre” traced directly back to Oval Office.
 
LAW
Attorney General Recuses
Himself Again

From everything except dinner.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Unopened Box of 1948 Baseball Cards Found in Attic
It's rushed to Washington to pay off national debt.
FEATURE
Trump's nominee for Comptroller of the Currency, Joseph Otting, claims to be a graduate of the School of Credit and Financial Management at Dartmouth, which does not have a school of credit and financial management, and has no record of him attending the college. But he:
A )Almost graduated, but was called away before he could complete his final in Economics 101 by an urgent family crisis.
B )Almost graduated, but couldn't take his final in American Films of the 40's because he had to represent the United States in an international golf tournament in Scotland.
C )Attended two, two-week sessions of a course in continuing education which was held at Dartmouth, but developed such a sense of belonging and loyalty to the college that he remembered it as graduating from the four-year, Ivy League school.
Hint: Dartmouth, our Dartmouth, loyal we'll be-e-e-e . . . .

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