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MISCELLANEOUS
Mattel Debuts New, More Realistic Ken Doll
Depicts him as older, with a paunch, resembling a single guy who collects Barbie dolls.
 
MEDIA
CNN Hires Courtroom Sketch Artist to Draw White House Daily Press Briefing After Cameras Banned
Same sketch artist expected to draw impeachment hearings.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Report: Whole Foods Workers
Could Be Replaced by Robots

And Jeff Bezos could be replaced by Alexa.
 
LEISURE
Man Visits Disneyland for 2000 Days in a Row
“And I haven't gotten past Fantasyland,” he admits.
FEATURE
Who Said It?
“Once in a generation or so, there is an opportunity to do something absolutely transformational, something that will have a truly lasting impact long after you and I are gone.”
A )FDR, speaking about the New Deal.
B )Woodrow Wilson, speaking about World War One.
C )Paul Ryan, speaking about the chance to give tax breaks to the super rich.
Hint: the quote is recent.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Saudi Arabia: In Ads, McDonald's Pledges Allegiance to New Crown Prince
And dedicates its new “Chopped Head of Lettuce Salad” to him.

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