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PEOPLE
Ambassador Kislyak Recalled, Returns to Russia
With Trump's wallet.
Lindsay Lohan Launches $2.99-a-Month Subscription Site
Upgrade to $5.99-a-month and you'll never hear anything about her.
 
PUBLISHING
New York Times to Lay Off
50 Copy Editors

Who neeeds 'em?
 
BUSINESS
Uber Business Model Worries Investors
They wonder about the future when everyone's an Uber driver.
Hot Dog-Delivering Drones
Undergo
Tests

Once operational they'll replace thousands of lovable hot dog vendors at your local ballpark.
SCIENCE
Neuroscientist's “Power Paradox”: Power Causes Brain Damage
Absolute power damages brain absolutely.
Astronomers Think There's Another Planet in Our Solar System
Apparently hiding from us.
NASA Denies Theory That It's Running Child Slave Colony on Mars
“But,” Trump tweets, “the jury's still out.”
 
ENVIRONMENT
Iran: Temperature Hits 129
It was so hot, the Great Satan sought relief.
 
ART
  Artificial Intelligence Now
Creating Works of Art

Art critics agree they're “superior” to anything we can produce.

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