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PEOPLE
Stephen Hawking Warns Trump Could “Push the Earth Over the Brink”
Trump warns Hawking he'll “push him off a bridge.”
 
MEDIA
Report: Networks Purposely
Misspell Shows' Names to Fool
Nielsen's Tracking Software

Explains why “Focks and Friends” has been on so long.
 
BUSINESS
Supreme Court to Hear Cake
Case, Which Could Legalize Discrimination

As long as it's based on sincerely held religious beliefs.
New Apple Headquarters Finally Open
Move from cramped garage now complete.
SCIENCE
Stanford Professor: Within 30 Years We'll No Longer Use Sex to Procreate
Only to make a living.
 
Tests Reveal Mars Covered in Toxic Chemicals Deadly to Living Organisms
Toxic Chemical Industry spokesperson: “We can't wait to get there.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Women Who Have Sex on Regular Basis Live Longer
According to the Guys Institute.
 
LIFESTYLE
Russian Jeweler Offering Gold-Plated Fidget Spinner for $16,700
Putin gave one, equipped with a microphone, to Trump.

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