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PEOPLE
Kushner Files Paperwork Stating He Had “Inadvertently Omitted” Assets Worth at Least $10.6 Million On Financial Disclosure Forms
Didn't look in his pockets.
Scaramucci Quotes Joe Paterno on “Honor and Integrity”
Quotes Andrew “Dice” Clay to describe Reince Priebus.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Emoji Movie Opens Strong
Against Dunkirk

Emoji Movie fans find Dunkirk “kind of a downer.”
 
BUSINESS
China's Foxconn to Build Giant
Factory in U.S., Promising 3,000
New Jobs

After Trump promises to get rid of our child labor laws.
Jeff Bezos Briefly Passes Bill Gates as World's Richest Person
After sneakily asking Gates if he has “two tens for a five.”
SCIENCE
Indian Rocket Carries Six Tiny Satellites Into Space
Each provides high-speed communications to a billionaire.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
AARP: No Link Found Between Online Brain-Training Games and Better Cognition
Grandpa can watch cartoons again.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Britain to Ban New Diesel,
Gas Cars in 2040

Most still around in 2040 expected to travel by camel or yak.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
42% of Americans Very
Concerned About Integrity
of 2016 Elections, 42%
Unconcerned

And they're married to each other.
Trump's Plan for National Parks Revealed
Many will be greatly reduced in size; others, like Mount Rushmore, updated.

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